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I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone
> >number.
> >
> >
> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
> >'concentrate.'
> >
> >she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
> >
> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >
> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> >
> >she tried to drown a fish.
> >
> >she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >
> >
> >she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
> >
> >
> >she tripped over a cordless phone.
> >
> >
> >she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >
> >she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> >
> >she studied for a blood test.
> >
> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
> >
> >she moved.
> >
> >
> >instead.
> >
> >when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
> >
> >
> >'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
You must do all of this or it will not work!!!
Say the word COW before each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
This was truw when i did it!!!!!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender
NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,
and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game.....
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. number 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life!
picklenuggets
picklenugget
picklenugge
picklenugg
picklenug
picklenu
picklen
pickle
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picklenu
picklen
pickle
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pick
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Kell
Kelly
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KellyRo
KellyRox
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KellRoxS
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KellyRo
KellyR
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Kel
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Kel
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Kelly
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92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.if youre one of the 8% who would be laughing copy this onto your page.
I didn't loose my mind...
I sold it on Ebay
Got a problem with me? Solve It! Get lost! Get Found! Think im tripin? Tie my shoes!Can't stand me? Sit back down!Can't face me? Turn round! Tired of me? Take a nap! Sick of me? Take some medicine!
So get use 2 to me cuz i aint changin.
Yeah Im a Loser
BUT IM THE COOLEST LOSER YOU'LL EVER
MEET!!
♥ Put this into ur profile if u have ever pushed a door that said pull
GOOD GIRLS DON'T LIE, BAD GIRLS DON'T CRY, DUMB GIRLS NEED AIR, NAUGHTY GIRLS NEED UNDERWEAR, SWEET GIRLS AREN'T MEAN, FUNNY GIRLS MAKE A SCENE, PERFECT GRLS HAVE ALL THE CLASS
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL, calling me POOR won't make you RICH, so why bother?
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with bendy straws.. haha
Put this on your profile if someone makes you smile everytime you think of them! :)
Blondes and RedHeads think they are kool,
But think again, coz BRUNETES RULE !
CHOCOLATE REALLY IS A GIRLS BEST FRIEND,
COZ DIAMONDS AND MONEY TASTE KINDA FUNNY !
I know i post ALOT of stuff like this, but thats what i do, surf the web for weird, but funny things for people to enjoy.